Bite Me Tote

Some bags whisper. This one bites. The Bite Me Tote isn’t here to play nice—it’s here to carry your chaos with confidence. Whether you're grabbing groceries, hauling spellbooks, or just need a bag that says what you're thinking, this tote makes your message crystal clear.

Crafted from 100% certified organic cotton, it's equal parts eco and attitude. With a 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ build, 24.5″ straps, and a 30 lb weight limit, it’s made to handle everything from daytime errands to after-dark antics. Open main compartment for easy access—because when you’ve got something to say, you don’t wait around.

Ships in 5–7 business days. May arrive separately from other items.